Date: 19 Aug. ‘08
To: www.Alumnishockerblackandgolds.com
O’Bomberisms
• Given the magnitude and repetitiveness of Barack Hussein Obama’s brain hick-ups, it would seem appropriate for the major radio talk show hosts to start a category and list of “O’Bomberisms”. [Note: This coined word “O’Bomberisms” I dedicate to the use of the English language by anyone so inclined.] The following is my contribution to the list that I would augment from time to time as I am sure my list is not complete, and I am equally sure there will be an avalanche of additional O’Bomberisms as the campaign enters its final stages and Obama is exposed to more opportunities to be required to speak without the use of a Teleprompter he can just read:
• “America is no longer, what it could be.” [Evidence of the magnitude of the mind and insight that considers his election as president of the United States should be a mere coronation.]
• Question: When does life begin that deserves legal rights? Answer: “That calls for a scientific and moral judgment that is above my pay grade.” 8/16/08 Rick Warren California Saddleback Church forum. [It is submitted, most every decision a president is required to make is above Obama’s mental pay grade.]
• “They’re just a bunch of bitter small town people clinging to their religion and guns.” [By way of explanation of his lack of support in rural America, stated during the Pennsylvania democrat primary.]
• “If we all would just properly put air in our tires, and get a tune-up for our cars, it would equal all the drilling for oil we could accomplish.” [This O’Bomberism solution is miserably deficient, no solution at all, and more importantly, absolute evidence of a deficient mind and lack of mental maturity and qualification for even running for president of the United States.]
• One of Obama’s bail out scribblers two days later attempted to defend Obama’s “put air in our tires” statement, by claiming without any cited authority whatsoever, that it would save 3 to 4 percent of our national gas consumption. This contrived scribbler bail out assertion, was immediately picked up by the scribblers and media of the “profession” and repeated to exonerate and excuse Obama’s brain hick-up as if such muddled misthought was the truth and law everyone recognizes and agrees with. By the next day Obama was quoting the scribbler as if he was Moses just down from the mountain, and calling those who had the unmitigated audacity to question him: “ignorant”, which has to be considered another independent brain hick-up. I guess the vast Populus of the United States must be “ignorant”, given Obama considers himself to be the Messiah, and the next coming.
• “I ain’t heard nobody making the argument ...” [And with such street command of the use of the English language he has anointed himself as “citizen of the World”; the next coming: “I am the one”; and thinks he should be the next president of the United States and supreme leader of the people. It sort of sounds like he wants to be an American Chairman Mao, supreme leader of the Communist Socialist “Peoples” Republic of China.]
• I cancelled the visit of the wounded soldiers in the hospital so I could go play basketball. [Res ipsa loquitur, the thing speaks for itself.]
• As to the war in Iraq: “I would bring our soldiers home immediately without regard to the conditions on the ground.”
• “That’s a bunch, so let me tick these off, uh, uh, it’s true that - - uh, uh, - - uh, uh, uh, ad nauseam” [You get the point.]
• “Just words, just speeches.” [Evidently, words don’t have committed meaning, and you can say whatever you want at the moment in an attempt to manipulate the listening public. Liberals are language grifters and thought grifters, that dishonestly swindle and cheat the language and any attempt at reasoned discourse of issues. They are fundamentally rationally undisciplined, deductively unreasoned, and cheerfully prostitute any attempt at reasoned discourse. They do so because they can’t defend their unreasoned untenable positions, and so must create such a total quagmire of muddled misthought and confusion, that any reasonable person would give up hope of reasoned discourse, simply shrug and walk away. Accordingly, liberals by their language and thought grifting, coupled with their control of the lemming drive-by media and scribblers of the press, are precisely the reason why our country presently has so much difficulty solving even simple problems for which solutions readily exist.]
• ∝18 Aug. ‘08: Obama demands McCain call him a patriot. [Obama wants his opponent to establish Obama’s patriotic credibility, evidently because Obama understands he lacks same, and wants to rely upon McCain’s established patriotic credibility, as if McCain’s credibility would transfer to him.]
• 19 Aug. ‘08: “McCain doesn’t know what he is up against.” [Evidently Obama is aware he is a hollow suit, without any substance of position that McCain would have a chance to respond to. With Obama, we obtain and hear no fleshy fruit of substance of the man himself, but see only the drupaceous seed. The problem should America submit, yield and succumb to the media Teleprompter readers and scribblers of the press shilling for, and bubble wrapping Obama, to protect and excuse his brain hick-ups (O’Bomberisms); is that: God forbid he should be elected, we would not know who it is we have elected; as we would in fact be electing Obama’s unknown Teleprompter writers (who ever they are): liberals, socialists, and/or revolutionary terrorists, like maybe for example Obama friends such as, Bill Ayres types, as the first group president of the United States.]
• ∝23 Aug. ‘08: “China has better infrastructure than the United States. If you’re a business man, it begins to look like this is a pretty good option (as opposed to the United States).
Maybe we should just do what they do.” Barack sees some Olympic venues in Beijing on TV and assumes that is what all China looks like, and compared to the ghetto he is familiar with in Chicago, it looks pretty good to him. Never mind that the Chinese use construction equipment made in the United States; and that he is seeing only a portion of Beijing, not all China, or even a representative portion of China. And with this caliber of reasoned mind he thinks he is entitled to be coronated king and entrusted with not only the power of the presidency, but the responsibility of major decisions effecting not only everyone’s daily life, but almost every economic fabric of our society, not to mention our involvement in potential events worldwide, or even the impact upon moral values and our laws, as reflected by selection of Judges for the Supreme Court. God help us if we should succumb to this siren call to our undoubted demise.
• “Its time to move this country forward!!!” [Say: as opposed to what alternative? And, with this kind of issue commitment, should we heed the siren call, we would be doing so blindly, without any knowledge of what it is his messiah highness has in mind.]
• “Iran is a tiny country that is not a serious threat.” [Iran’s supreme leader says he want’s to destroy Israel – Just as soon as they are able to manufacture enough plutonium Pu239 to make a bomb.]
• “American is a downright bitter country.” (Michel) [Pure unadulterated bare scat. (The reader is invited to determine whether a mixed metaphor is meant, or whether it’s just a misspelling, or both.)]
• 27 August ‘08: “Change doesn’t begin from the top down, but from the bottom up.” Say what! Obama walks out on stage the third night of the democrat national convention, takes a hand held microphone and opines profoundly. But does Obama even know what he is saying, or is he deranged and delusional? When he doesn’t have a Teleprompter to read, he exhibits his propensity to disjunct, and not be able to regurgitate his lines. Maybe Obama thinks we peon masses on the bottom are going to change for him? And what changes are we suppose to make? Maybe put more air in our tires whether they need it or not. Perhaps Obama will be kind enough to explain and tell us what changes, as messiah, he will demand that we make from the bottom up. Does Obama truly have some kind of complex personality mental problem such that he needs professional help? I don’t know and I’m not qualified to know, but he just doesn’t seem to be rational at times. Maybe I should be intelligent enough to understand precisely what it is he is talking about, but I’m sorry, I don’t have a clue what he was talking about.
• 05 September ‘08: Obama profoundly announces: “Global warming is a serious problem. It’s not just a tree hugger, you know, sprout eaten liberal thing. The polar caps are melting. The temperature is getting warmer in our oceans. I got the most aggressive plan to, uh, try to roll back global warming.” The messiah will now not only hold back the waters, heal the world, but he is going to control the temperature of the earth notwithstanding the affects and control of the sun. But before he can roll back global warming, Obama is going to have to figure out how to stop the cycle of global cooling for the last eight years.
• Obama advises he has campaigned in 57 states with one more to go for a total of 58 states. Query: How is it do you suspect the liberal dims could vote for and submit a candidate so deficient in general knowledge of the United States, that notwithstanding he is one of two Senators from Illinois, with two Senators from each state and 100 votes in the Senate, Obama believes there are 58 states. How could one be so ignorant of such a fundamental fact, and still be considered a viable candidate for the highest office in the land? And, why is the national media and scribbler press silent as a church mouse? If a republican candidate had made such a brain hick-up, he would have been non-stopped destroyed until he resigned his nomination for president. But not for Obama, not a single word from the bubble wrap Obama protectors in the national media and scribbling press.
• Obama goes to Penn State and refers to the “Nitly Lions”. Not exactly a gaffe to endure you with the Penn State folks.
• There were a reported 125 murders this summer in Obama’s Chicago; twice the number of troops killed in Iraq during the same time period. The interesting question is will Obama now call for a surge of police officers for his Chicago; or will he declare Chicago a lost war, and pull out all the police officers?
• 9 September ‘08. Obama, in an obvious reference to Sarah Palin and John McCain: “You can put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig. You know ... you know ... you can wrap a old fish in a piece of paper called change, but it’s still gona stink.” The Obama audience responds by chanting “no more pit bulls, no more pit bulls”. The problem for Obama is that following Palin’s pit bull hockey mom lipstick comment about herself in good taste, he is too cute by half when he strikes his insulted posture, and pretends to be shocked and pure as the wind driven show, and that his comments had nothing to do with Palin. There can be no doubt that he was intending and inviting folks to consider Sarah Palin a pig, and McCain an old stinking fish. And, Obama’s audience interrupted him during his lipstick comments with a chant of “no more pit bulls, no more pit bulls”. Obama’s audience clearly understood he was referring to Palin. Nor did Obama take the opportunity to correct the impression, and say that was not what was meant. He let it continue because it was in fact what he meant and wanted, and to deny it is just intellectual dishonesty.
And, then an Obama campaigner goes to the media after Obama’s pig comment and says Palin’s policies couldn’t be covered up with lip stick. By the next day, a couple of off the plantation newspaper articles have the audacity to raise the issue of Obama’s sexism. Then Obama trots out a drive-by media type loaned to the Obama campaign, to answer the legitimate charges of sexism, by saying Obama isn’t going to bother himself answering these charges. Obama, who started the slur in the first instance says: it’s time to get back to the issues. But Obama by his obvious mean intentional slur, demonstrates his high school sophomore smart aleck mentality. That is what he offers for president of the United States. And now the Obama campaign excuse is that, well, McCain said of Hillary’s socialized health care policy: you can put lipstick on a pig (Hillary’s socialized health care policy), but it’s still a pig. So, how will the media Teleprompter readers and scribbling press attempt to bubble wrap and cover up for Obama now? Obama is self destructing faster than any candidate in memory, and my memory is excellent. Every day that Obama has to campaign and say something that he can’t read off a Teleprompter, he is in serious jeopardy to disjunct and say something off the top of his head without the ability to self monitor and consider the potential effects of what he is about to say. Stated in another fashion, Obama exhibits almost daily his lack of judgment and inability to think on his feet. The job of president of the United States calls for an adult with quality judgment, not a smart aleck without judgment or the ability to consider the potential effects of one’s comments.
By: Fred Marrs